I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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