You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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