My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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