how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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