he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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