just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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