shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
