I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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