She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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