He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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