i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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