Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
