it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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