I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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