That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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