Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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