On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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