Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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