On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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