If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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