i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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