OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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