so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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