thus making me awesome and them whores
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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