She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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