no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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