Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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