I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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