Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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