I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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