what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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