i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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