no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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