I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i will never coherently bang her
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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