Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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