I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Randomize
