69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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