i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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