Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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