that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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