her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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