I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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