your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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