ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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