It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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