I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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