so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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