he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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