I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize