so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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