i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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