brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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