Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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