I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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