just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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