no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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