I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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