Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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