There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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