just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
There r osticjed everywhere
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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