Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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