if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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