Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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